D & S Humor Page

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A "dumb blonde" joke received from a contractor friend:

"A blonde tells her friend about her thermal windows," Wright said. "She says, 'I've had them in for almost a year now and
 just the other day a contractor calls me and asks me to pay for them.' She says, 'I may be a blonde but I'm not dumb.
The salesman told me that in a year they'd pay for themselves."

                                                                                                                                                                                 
Sign hanging at American Embroidery.

Ben relishing in his new position.

Sign hanging in the foreman's office at Henry Gordon Steel.

Doug saw this add many years ago in an HVAC supply house in Minnesota. Doug is part Norwegian.

THIS MONTH'S SPECIAL     Found at Quality Aluminum hanging on the wall.

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